Decision 6: The Cookie is Just a Cookie

Also known as "The Most Important Decision Ever Made by Humanity"

On this fateful day, the great minds of the world's top scientists and philosophers gathered to discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

After hours of intense debate, they reached a groundbreaking conclusion: the cookie is, in fact, just a cookie.

Side effects of this decision may include: increased cravings for cookies, existential dread, and spontaneous combustion of nearby snack stashes.

Disclaimer: Results not scientifically proven.